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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Me, trying to convince my friends to get into Vox Machina: It’s like the least time commitment possible from a tv show. It’s currently only two seasons, twelve episodes each, half hour episodes. That’s not a lot of time to put it. 

Also me, having started on Critical Role because I need more: I’m about fifty hours in and the Briarwoods have been namedropped once. I still have close to five hundred hours left. And that’s just Vox Machina, not even including the Mighty Nein or Bells Hells. This is the most time commitment needed from any story I have ever gotten into, and this is coming from someone who has read both LotR and Discworld. This is not the kind of thing you finish, it’s the kind of thing where you move in and live here permanently.

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It’s amazing how on the internet I’m like hey here’s a thing that helped me. Maybe it will help you.

And then someone is always like if I do that thing though it will kill me.

Probably don’t do it then. Idk what you want from me, man.

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If I’m like adding tomato to your sandwich is yummy and you’re like “but I’m deathly allergic to tomatoes what am I supposed to do”

Idk dude. Not eat tomatoes I guess.

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I’ve got this old post where I was like hey sometimes it’s fun to try to get a chore done while you’re waiting for water to boil or something. Might help if you have adhd. It’s free deadline.

And I still get people commenting on that post like uhm no some of us have anxiety so bad that we’d pass out if we did that.

Like. Probably don’t do that then?

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Tumblr has trouble with the concept that there's a huge range of options in between "forbidden" and "compulsory."